Sorry for the delay.

I apologize for the delay in producing for you the first Tale from an Armchair. You see it is like this. I was getting into the van at the YMCA and I put a stack of things on top of the roof. In this stack were five of my daughter's library books, her library card and contest sheet, my son's contest card and prizes, and two of my spiral notebooks--one with comedy material and one with miscellaneous items, including the beginnings of my Armchair collection. I drove off with all of these items on the car. The comedy notebook was recovered. The library contest items were recovered in part and replicated in part. The library books were found and returned to the library. I am missing, though, the one last spiral, the one with the beginnings of my armchair collection. Please be patient as I rewrite the tales before posting them here for your amusement.

G-D bless.